September 2010
62 posts
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after eating!
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
What's the difference between acne and a...
Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?If you...
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Shes got a face like a sand blasted tomato
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her...
I don"t know why everyone says George Bush is...
NEWSFLASH!!
Emergency services have removed 32 dead Pakistanis from a house in Bradford.It is not believed that there are any links to terrorist groups.Early indications are that a bunk bed collapsed.
I've just lost my job as a lifeguard at my local...
There are three main tragedies in a man's world:
1) Life sucks. 2) Job sucks. 3) Wife doesn’t.
There was a survey on why men liked blowjobs - 5%...
Seems most men are in favour of the muslim full...
It solves the age old problem of where to wipe your dick after a blow job.
My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime...
I don't know why Ann Summers calls itself a sex...
If I was to wake with Beyonce in my bed I would...
The George Michael Diaries - September 2010
Day 1) Woke up and was forced to suck off another man. Went for a shower and got raped by 2 blokes…one of whom was black. Finished the night off with a few hand jobs for some of the guys and I let one handsome bloke give me a blow job. Day 2) Got found guilty and jailed for driving under the influence of drugs
Going around a council estate on a weekday morning...
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Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party...
So I'm sat behind this prick who obviously can't...
Just bought a copy of International Cricket 2010...
I was offered a new job at Heathrow Airport on...
You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that...
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. ...
The Commonwealth Games in Delhi look as though...
Embarrassing moment: being in a place full of...
I've heard that supermarkets waft the smell of...
Don't ask me why but i've always wanted to be a...
Girls asks her doctor how many calories there are...
Football - The legal way to buy niggers!
Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.
He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II. Although, on the plus side, if he hadn’t have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War
It's rumoured that following his dismal display at...
What is 200 feet wide and has no pubic hair.
The front row at a Spice Girls concert!
I tried ringing the premature Ejaculation advice...
nikkichii:
bpearson:
asickjokeaday:
Me: What’s that smell? Wife: I can’t smell anything. Me: Neither can I, Get that fucking cooker on
hahahah
ahhhhh sexism :’)
Nothing but a bit of fun! Expect plenty of men jokes as well :)
What's got one ball and fucks women?
Peter Sutcliffes hammer!
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Peter Sutcliffe is about to be released from...
After 30 years without a shag, I bet he can’t wait to give some bird a fuckin good hammering!
what's yellow and feeds off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono
I was fuming when I turned on babestation to see...
BREAKING NEWS!!
Fifa have added 4 ‘Cheats’ into their forthcoming Fifa 11 Football Game!
Ashley Cole
John Terry Peter Crouch Wayne Rooney
A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph...
There was good and bad news for Wayne Rooney on...
It's great to see Wayne Rooney back on form. At...
noticed on the news earlier that the Popemobile...
Love. A word invented by males to trick women...
My wife and I were so proud of our daughter...
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and...