October 2010
25 posts
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." ...
Chat-up line of the day: You have the most...
My fondest memory from childhood was shagging my...
You can tell the x-Factor is staged.
When Cheryl collapses with malaria not one bloke tries to put his cock in her arse.
Q. What do sperm and asylum seekers have in...
A. They come in thousands but only one works.
BBC News: Russian family 'jumped to deaths' from...
How bad has your life got to be if you commit suicide because you’re not allowed to continue living in a tower block in Glasgow.
This website contains adult material that is not...
We need to get the X Factor judges over to border...
They’ve sent more niggers home than the UK Border Agency have all year!
IF 'STAR WARS' WERE SET IN GLASGOW ....
Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he’d only be about 5ft tall, from Blackhill and called Shug. He’d have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport a Rangers top. Obi-Wan Kenobi would invariably be referred to as Chief or Big Yin by his cohorts. People trying to start a fight with him would address...
URGENT - GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
At 00.54 on Monday 23rd September 2010 a major earthquake hit measuring 4.8 on the richter scale epicentered on Glasgow. Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: “Ah wiz sh*ttin’ masel”, “Ah need some jellies”. The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Untold disruption and distress was caused: * Many were woken well...
What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A Turban
What game do policemen's children play?
Pin the rape on the darkie.
After complaints that there aren't enough black...
They are now going to show Crimewatch seven nights a week.
Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... a priest, a...
So Cheryl Cole is being accused of being racist!
Just when you think she can’t get any more perfect!
Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are...
Simon, quick as a flash pulls down her knickers and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse, he turns to Louis and says “your turn”, Louis starts crying. “Whats wrong ?” says simon. Louis Sobs “My head wont fit in the railings!”
What's the difference between my wife and a Kit...
You only get 4 fingers in a kit kat
I've just watched The X Factor and I have to say I...
To wear clothes.
I just setup a new social networking site strictly...
Stephen Gateley's family have requested that no...
My wife keeps complaining that I wear socks when...
I went down to the local Brothel after work. They...
The other day I caught my neighbor watching a porn...
Mens underpants are just like a police cars,...
You should've seen Emma at work today -
short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. It rides up just far enough when she sits down to give you a tantalising glance of her lacy black panties. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipple. I’ve got no...