October 2011
2 posts
Fucking police.......... The woman over the road...
What's black and hangs out of a school girls...
September 2011
3 posts
Whenever I have a wank, right after I cum I feel...
I was sat at a red light in my car when this...
Yesterday I had a 7 inch penis. Today it's only 3...
May 2011
9 posts
What do you call a dog with two cocks ? .........
Chelsea football club, proof that black people...
After qualifying for the Champions League, and...
My mate said yesterday he didn't understand what...
My daughter was telling me how 'uncool' and...
Starbucks have a new coffee out called Osama Bin...
I found a dead body last night and reported it to...
A paedophile, a priest and a homosexual walk into...
What's the difference between my penis and...
April 2011
3 posts
'Kate Middleton' is an anagram of 'Naked tit...
Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book....
So Will and Kate drove off in his dad's Aston...
October 2010
25 posts
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." ...
Chat-up line of the day: You have the most...
My fondest memory from childhood was shagging my...
You can tell the x-Factor is staged.
When Cheryl collapses with malaria not one bloke tries to put his cock in her arse.
Q. What do sperm and asylum seekers have in...
A. They come in thousands but only one works.
BBC News: Russian family 'jumped to deaths' from...
How bad has your life got to be if you commit suicide because you’re not allowed to continue living in a tower block in Glasgow.
This website contains adult material that is not...
We need to get the X Factor judges over to border...
They’ve sent more niggers home than the UK Border Agency have all year!
IF 'STAR WARS' WERE SET IN GLASGOW ....
Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he’d only be about 5ft tall, from Blackhill and called Shug. He’d have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport a Rangers top. Obi-Wan Kenobi would invariably be referred to as Chief or Big Yin by his cohorts. People trying to start a fight with him would address...
URGENT - GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
At 00.54 on Monday 23rd September 2010 a major earthquake hit measuring 4.8 on the richter scale epicentered on Glasgow. Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: “Ah wiz sh*ttin’ masel”, “Ah need some jellies”. The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Untold disruption and distress was caused: * Many were woken well...
What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A Turban
What game do policemen's children play?
Pin the rape on the darkie.
After complaints that there aren't enough black...
They are now going to show Crimewatch seven nights a week.
Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... a priest, a...
So Cheryl Cole is being accused of being racist!
Just when you think she can’t get any more perfect!
Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are...
Simon, quick as a flash pulls down her knickers and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse, he turns to Louis and says “your turn”, Louis starts crying. “Whats wrong ?” says simon. Louis Sobs “My head wont fit in the railings!”
What's the difference between my wife and a Kit...
You only get 4 fingers in a kit kat
I've just watched The X Factor and I have to say I...
To wear clothes.
I just setup a new social networking site strictly...
Stephen Gateley's family have requested that no...
My wife keeps complaining that I wear socks when...
I went down to the local Brothel after work. They...
The other day I caught my neighbor watching a porn...
Mens underpants are just like a police cars,...
You should've seen Emma at work today -
short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. It rides up just far enough when she sits down to give you a tantalising glance of her lacy black panties. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipple. I’ve got no...
September 2010
62 posts
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after eating!
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
What's the difference between acne and a...
Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?If you...
If we make you laugh...
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Shes got a face like a sand blasted tomato
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her...
I don"t know why everyone says George Bush is...