A Sick Joke a day keeps the doctor away

Fucking police………. The woman over the road stands naked in her window watching me having a wank and I’m the pervert?

What’s black and hangs out of a school girls knickers? Kevin Webster’s moustache.

Whenever I have a wank, right after I cum I feel dirty. I feel for the pornstars. They could be someone’s mum, sister or daughter. Then I think that my daughter could grow up to be a pornstar. Then I get hard again and have another wank.

I was sat at a red light in my car when this nigger pulled up next to me and started revving his engine. “Race?” he shouted. “White, now fuck off you black cunt” I replied.

Yesterday I had a 7 inch penis. Today it’s only 3 inches. Moral of my story, never ask the woman you’re raping if you can cum in her mouth.

What do you call a dog with two cocks ? …… N-Dubz !!!

Chelsea football club, proof that black people don’t work hard enough

After qualifying for the Champions League, and then winning the FA Cup, Manchester City now face their toughest challenge of the season.Finding the key for the trophy cabinet after all these years.

My mate said yesterday he didn’t understand what paedophiles see in children.I replied- ”Themselves, I’d imagine.”

My daughter was telling me how ‘uncool’ and ‘pathetic’ I am today.Really shut her her up though when I reminded her how she was just a cum stain on the bannister till her mother slid down it naked.